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Dan Lepard's pancake recipes

Think of the pancake as essentially a kind of griddled flatbread, and a whole world of new possibilites opens up

Tips for healthy living

Fruits make excellent stoned night-time snacks.

Administer a mixture of citrus fruits such as tangelos and limes, for their tingly tang which activates the stoned nerve cells on the tongue; and regular fruits such as strawberries, red pears and apricots, for their hydrating effects and sugars.

In the winter months, these serve the additional benefit of reducing your exposure to scurvy.

Do you like yeast as much as I?

Depends on how much you like yeast.

Building grand capitals

tempts the barbarians.

And while I'm on the subject

let me say something about Harry Potter.

Why do we drive on the right?

The history of the keep-left rule could be tracked back to ancient Greece, Egypt and Rome. In retrospect, it was more widely practiced than right-side traffic. Ancient Greeks, Egyptians and Romans adhered left side while marching their troops. If two men riding on a horseback were to start a fight, each would edge toward the left. Eventually, this turned into customs, and later, a law. The keep-left rule was formally established in ancient Rome. Resulting from congestions in the city, strict traffic rules came into being. Throughout the Roman Empire rules banning wagons and chariots during the day, and wheeled traffic during the night – not to disturb citizens from sleep – were promulgated. Thousands of people pilgrims arrived to Rome forming one massive celebration of the eternal church. Pilgrims who wished to visit the city were instructed to keep to the left side of the road. By the time the Pope ordered instructions to keep left of the road, this rule was already widely used. The regulation was practiced by some countries ever since.

"Bonny little trumpets called kazoos."

Did you know?

"porsche.com" is the Official Porsche Website.

Our World

Apples and oranges. Walking around on the street.

It's inhewent

"The gweat powehhr ob physics."

How were those meatballs, friend?

Aye, how were those meatball friends?

I'd love to cook some toast for a woman over an open flame.

Fantasy. Do not attempt.

Do you think we'll ever have a friend called Barney? I hope so.

Reflections on 2012

Gnarly wine, gnarly coke. But this toast is sick. You just gotta do it over an open flame.

Remember to finish your risotto with a little knob of butter.

It's the most expensive vegetable on the market, you wombat.

(asparagus)

Responsibility

I'll make meatballs tomorrow. Thanks for the "wake-up call" buddy.

Are you keen?

When's the last time you made a meatball?

Spiritual Crisis

Potatoes and wine like the Eucharist, onions fried slowly into cathedral windows. Wish I had a cigarette/the priest's censer.

The Things That Happen To Potatoes

That's the title. I am going to write the book.

One of my favorite things about females

is that they encourage the evolution of my displays.

Hidden Costs

Troy Aikman storage fee.

Nor have I seen a Mightier man-at-arms than Pretzelbreath, here.

Pretzlebreath

Was a mighty warrior, buried with his helmet.

Foreign Alcohol Syndrome

FAS

1. Free Alongside Ship

2. Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

3. Foreign Agricultural Service

Here are a couple of remixes:

- Fetal Agricultural Service

- Free Alcohol Ship